They’re baaaaaaack……

Last night started off like any other night..told the kids night, brush teeth and scrub face..normal..crawled into bed and the usual suspects jumped up and curled in for the night. About 4:00 am Jake starts to get antsy to go outside..normal..Sydney also awakes and throws her nose in the air. “Ruff” in her loudest bark. Sleep balls that were once stuck in my lashes are not now as she scared the shit out of me. I told her to shut the hell up. I get out of bed and go to the door to let them out.. Jake is in the front and Sydney is second.. I opened the door an inch and Sydney leaps over Jake and runs out onto the deck.poor Jake looks at me with a wtf look. I tell him “I know, I know, you can kick her ass later”.. sydney is on the deck growling and spitting..nose to the ground.. her hair is spiked up from her head to her butt..not normal..that usually doesn’t happen with the run of the mill opening the door..I dig some sleep out of my eyes and gander around..Jake saunters over to the edge of the deck and sits down licking his paws…we both watch Sydney as she is frantically still going at it..he flashes me another wtf look. I look at him, “dude I get it..you know she isn’t wired right” I grab Sydney and drag her back in and let Jake have some peace for the morning.. Sydney and I go back to bed..it wasn’t 5 mins..I hear something on the deck on the other side of the house.. Sydney lifts her head up and cocks it a few times looking out the door..pretty soon we hear all hell breaking loose on the deck.. “shit!! Jake!!” I hollered. Sydney and I sprang from bed..at 4 am it is still a little dark out. I had 2 seconds to decide if I was going to let Sydney out to whatever was on the deck. In one second my mind said, “she is a hunting dog, throw that bitch open”..so I did.. she bolts out like she knew what she was doing.. the BBQ grill has the door flung open and Jake is in the corner of the deck looking like a puff ball..Jake now looks at me with eyeballs the size of ping pong balls and with a new found respect for Sydney in maybe she really did have something..Sydney is barking and carrying on. And nothing else.. I look around the deck and notice that when my savior leapt out onto the deck she must have been scared enough she peed all over.. it was either her, Jake or whatever had Jake cornered on the deck..Rambo Sydney runs off the deck with her nose to the ground but never found anything.. I have a suspicion that the critters that made these prints could be behind the am antics..so in other words.. “my summer bastards are back..you just wait my pretties..I will get the trap set for tonight..let’s rumble coon family..muhahahahaha..๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿถ

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